I have a lot on my plate and a lot on my mind (ALL GOOD THINGS, just in case you were wondering) and so this post is totally going to be a cop out where I entertain you with articles I didn’t write. Once again, I direct your attention to Cracked.com, those internet geniuses of comedy:

5 Movies Made Possible By Characters Who Suck At Their Jobs
The 5 Stupidest Things Ever Done With Borders (NOT the bookstore… though they could probably do an article on that, too.)
The 5 Most Terrifying Ways Doctors Went Crazy On The Job
6 Mind Blowing Things People Built In Their Backyards
5 Reasons Why Some People Love Cars So Damn Much
The Bizarrely Specific Haircut of Popular Paperback Writers
8 Ridiculous Animal Myths You Probably Believe
5 Ways To Trick Your Body Into Being More Awesome
The 5 Most Insane Childbirth Stories Of All Time
The 6 Most Important Sci-Fi Ideas (Were Invented By A Hack)

ENJOY! 😀